Warning: Butt-Crack Zone Ahead

Butt crack is only cute if you're the Coppertone kid

I was working in my yard today clearing out some of the lush crop of weeds that have sprouted-up virtually overnight in the beds all around my house.  I feel like I need to warn motorist that they are entering a "Butt-Crack Zone" as they drive down my street.  I haven't been able to figure out how to crouch on my knees pulling weeds and avoid contributing to America's "crack" problem.  I don't have a shirt with a tail long enough to keep me completely covered when I'm hunched-over pulling all these weeds and I can't imagine that it's a pretty sight from the back side.  I spent several hours today weeding.  In fact, I have two thirty-gallon garbage cans that I filled three times each with weeds just today!

Here's the bad news:
I'm a long way from being done with this weeding job and where I was working today, I was facing the road.  That was good for the motorist.  Where I will be working on Monday will be on the outside of the fence (and I live on a corner lot ) and I will have my back to the road.  That will not be good for the motorist.  In fact, that will be a whole lotta not good as I weed all along the fence line and the two beds that are outside of the fence.

If you happen to be in Fairhope on Monday, you'll want to avoid the corner of Edwards and Ingleside.  Trust me  . . . it's not gonna be pretty.  Consider yourself warned.